1. i'm surprised i'm not bald with how much hair accumulates on my bathroom floor.
2. i dream of riding a bicycle as my primary means of transportation.
3. i judge places based on the quality of their toilet paper.
4. i stowed away my living room area rug in a closet for now.
5. i am quite the pear. i'd rather be an asparagus.
6. i notice teeth more so than any other feature on people.
7. i want to take my passions to the next level.
8. i'd love to do something radical with my hair.
9. i appreciate my parents now more than ever before.
10. i want to take desert pictures in the orange glow of the setting sun.