Saturday, July 9, 2011

hey lady,

do you really need three disinfecting wipes to sanitize your shopping cart? even one wipe for every goddam costco member is completely unnecessary and wasteful. after all, germs only linger on grocery baskets, and not on any other shared surface. so let's sacrifice precious resources to live under the false pretense that we're safe from all diseases. don't worry, our vacant landfills need all those discarded illusions of immunity.

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